Super-Sized, Large And In Charge? The Marlins Want You!

Ah, this is awesome. Apparently, since no one goes to Marlins games, they are looking for help -- super sized help. The Florida Marlins are looking for hefty men to supplant the Mermaids -- the Marlins' cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders and baseball just sounds wrong --- big hefty men as cheerleaders are worse by a mile.