For the Idiot File: Fed-Ex, now Nationwide?
The train wreck keeps rolling down the hill...
Well, Kevin Federline (who married well, you can’t say the same for Britney) will be in a commercial for Nationwide Insurance, where he will probably be poking fun of himself and be immortalized with Fabio and MC Hammer.
The ad will be shown during the Super Bowl!
Well, he’s making cheese while being infamous for being a bum, a sperm donor and a wanna-be-rapper. Even WWE (World Wrestling Entertainent) hired him to be a punching bag for it’s champion, super muscular John Cena.
Even though his trust fund had him kicked to the curb and wants to divorce him, he’s managed to still get a paycheck from someone.
Oh, the benefits of being infamous.
Only in America can you be paid because you’re a loser who happened to marry rich, and apparently she’s a train wreck these days.
As for Britney, she won’t be on the Super Bowl in commercials or otherwise. She’s not done much in the last years except raise children, party, manage to end up in the Paprazzi, show the holiest of entries, and land up on the local grocery shelf.
We, at the Oriole Post wonder how the mighty have fallen, and how a sperm donor can be famous.
As K-Fed would know, “Life comes at you fast”.
Like the old nursery song asserts, “First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby carriage ... and, um... divorce”.
Can you imagine K-Fed uttering “Nationwide is on your side.”
Yes, and I’ll be laughing all the way.
Well, Kevin Federline (who married well, you can’t say the same for Britney) will be in a commercial for Nationwide Insurance, where he will probably be poking fun of himself and be immortalized with Fabio and MC Hammer.
The ad will be shown during the Super Bowl!
Well, he’s making cheese while being infamous for being a bum, a sperm donor and a wanna-be-rapper. Even WWE (World Wrestling Entertainent) hired him to be a punching bag for it’s champion, super muscular John Cena.
Even though his trust fund had him kicked to the curb and wants to divorce him, he’s managed to still get a paycheck from someone.
Oh, the benefits of being infamous.
Only in America can you be paid because you’re a loser who happened to marry rich, and apparently she’s a train wreck these days.
As for Britney, she won’t be on the Super Bowl in commercials or otherwise. She’s not done much in the last years except raise children, party, manage to end up in the Paprazzi, show the holiest of entries, and land up on the local grocery shelf.
We, at the Oriole Post wonder how the mighty have fallen, and how a sperm donor can be famous.
As K-Fed would know, “Life comes at you fast”.
Like the old nursery song asserts, “First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby carriage ... and, um... divorce”.
Can you imagine K-Fed uttering “Nationwide is on your side.”
Yes, and I’ll be laughing all the way.
3 comments:
Thats not even funny! You can really tell where american values are when I can walk into any room and more people know who Kevin Federline is then Stephen Hawking.
I was being very snide in that post -- yes, Hawking is far, far, far more good to the world than K-Fed. My point is that infamy, for no other reason than that could make a person who surely isn't deserving of it famous...
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